fuck yeah i'm real
- me everyday:today is not my day
i cybered on omegle today
- You:hi
- Stranger:hey
- You:wanna cyber
- Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You:ya
- Stranger:And okay then, you start?
- You:i come into ur bedroom
- You:and ur sleeping
- You:and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger:I'm still asleep
- You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You:and u wake up and smile
- Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You:cutting off your penis
- Stranger:wait
- You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger:Then what...?
- You:I HATE YOU
- Stranger:I didn't cheat
- You:you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You:nobody ever knows what happened
- You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You:the end
- Stranger:I have a mercedes?
- You:not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
